Today, we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the Millennium.
No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools; hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.
For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and its okay to come in second.
A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language and new math.
But his health declined when he became infected with the "if-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. In recent decades, his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing competitions.
He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking professions and enlightened auditors. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance; when a teen was suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch; when a teacher was fired for reprimanding an unruly student. It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student.
Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as religion became a conflict among others, house of worship became house of businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and judges stuck their noses in everything from boy scouts to professional sports.
As the end neared, ‘Common Sense’ drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments, regarding questionable regulations for asbestos, low-flow toilets, smart guns, the nurturing of prohibition laws and mandatory air bags.
Finally, when told that the homeowners restricted exterior furniture only to that which enhanced property values, he breathed his last.
‘Common sense’ was preceded in death by his parents ‘Truth and Trust’; his wife, ‘Discretion’; his daughter – ‘Responsibility’ and his son ‘Reason’. His three stepbrothers survive him: ‘Rights, Tolerance and Whiner’.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. So lets make our common sense work for us.
No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools; hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.
For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and its okay to come in second.
A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language and new math.
But his health declined when he became infected with the "if-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. In recent decades, his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing competitions.
He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking professions and enlightened auditors. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance; when a teen was suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch; when a teacher was fired for reprimanding an unruly student. It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student.
Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as religion became a conflict among others, house of worship became house of businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and judges stuck their noses in everything from boy scouts to professional sports.
As the end neared, ‘Common Sense’ drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments, regarding questionable regulations for asbestos, low-flow toilets, smart guns, the nurturing of prohibition laws and mandatory air bags.
Finally, when told that the homeowners restricted exterior furniture only to that which enhanced property values, he breathed his last.
‘Common sense’ was preceded in death by his parents ‘Truth and Trust’; his wife, ‘Discretion’; his daughter – ‘Responsibility’ and his son ‘Reason’. His three stepbrothers survive him: ‘Rights, Tolerance and Whiner’.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. So lets make our common sense work for us.
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